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If you’ve ever wondered about the origin of this thing, you might finally get the answers you’ve been looking for.
It pays to remember that there definitely exists a point past which “one more drink” becomes a terrible, terrible idea.
(dog 579)
There are those in this world who take what they’re given and do what they’re told, and then there are those who perfect new ways to sit down without giving a single solitary fuck.
(dog 578)
Fact: dogs are 100% Ready For Adventure!™ at all times, and that’s why any magic spell that can make an animal talk is going to get instantly and unhesitatingly used on a dog .4 seconds after its invention instead of some fickle, selfish asshole of a cat.
(dog 577)
Listen, it’s your life, but if Billy here is going to be this disappointed at your purchases, you might want to rethink the ratio of treats:other stuff in your shopping list next time. Motherfucker.
(dog 576)
“Many machines on Ix. Even better than those on Richesse.”
(dog 575)
If you’re throwing a party and you want to make sure your guests don’t miss the turn on their way to your estate, don’t just put some balloons on a post and call it a day. Leave your butler there, too, so he can answer any questions with the dry sparkling wit for which you hired him in the first damn place.
(dog 574)
Did we just assume house elves became free everywhere after the last Harry Potter, or did rich wizards still manage to hang onto theirs? It’s been a while since I’ve read the books, people.
(dog 573)
There’s more, you know
I do other things you might like, too:
- Names for Things, an ever-growing catalog of made-up names for nonexistent bands, albums, books, food products, sex moves, etc. Updates daily M-F.
- Problem Saloon, a gallery of strange postcards I make out of cut-up magazines. Updates weekly.
- Welcome to Flavor Country, my actual blog. Updates disturbingly often.
- There’s also Twitter, if you’re into that. You don’t have to be.
- @ferociousj, my actual twitter.
- @DS9S8, “Plots from the unaired 8th season of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.” Self-explanatory.
- @VOYS8, “Plots from the unaired 8th season of Star Trek: Voyager.” You should know if you’re into this or not.
A small but statistically significant percentage of pugs are created from “null matter,” which behaves more or less like regular matter, but has the property of being gravity-blind, in that gravity just doesn’t seem to notice it’s there. This has implications for the Grand Unified Theory that nobody wants to look at head-on just yet.
(dog 572)
