July 10, 2014   21 notes
Some dogs always look like you just asked them “Hey, wanna hear a good joke?”
(dog 697)

Some dogs always look like you just asked them “Hey, wanna hear a good joke?”

(dog 697)

July 2, 2014   24 notes
The Very Soul of PatienceAnonymous Street Artist, 2014Urban Installation
(dog 696)

The Very Soul of Patience
Anonymous Street Artist, 2014
Urban Installation

(dog 696)

June 26, 2014   14 notes
Article 47, section 5 of the bylaws decrees that on days when the king (or queen)’s throne goes mobile and the royal retinue is compelled to travel, the kingsguard (or queensguard) must be arrayed in a force no less than two, and as always must remain ever-watchful at all times for threats to the king (or queen) — but neither are they required to match in color, be it of leash or of fur. Look, that’s what it says right here. It’s in the bylaws! Get your own copy, then.
(dog 695)

Article 47, section 5 of the bylaws decrees that on days when the king (or queen)’s throne goes mobile and the royal retinue is compelled to travel, the kingsguard (or queensguard) must be arrayed in a force no less than two, and as always must remain ever-watchful at all times for threats to the king (or queen) — but neither are they required to match in color, be it of leash or of fur. Look, that’s what it says right here. It’s in the bylaws! Get your own copy, then.

(dog 695)

June 11, 2014   28 notes
All we ask for in this life is someone we can come home to on a rainy day who’ll sit by the table while we eat our tomato soup & grilled cheese and be perfectly content with our mere presence. Or that’s all I ask for, at least. Look, can I rent your dog is what I’m gettin’ at. I’ve got twenty bucks right here.
(dog 694)

All we ask for in this life is someone we can come home to on a rainy day who’ll sit by the table while we eat our tomato soup & grilled cheese and be perfectly content with our mere presence. Or that’s all I ask for, at least. Look, can I rent your dog is what I’m gettin’ at. I’ve got twenty bucks right here.

(dog 694)

June 4, 2014   22 notes
You’d better come back later for your daily dose of forest wisdom, kid. Moro saw some shit back in the day and hasn’t really worked through it yet.
(dog 693)

You’d better come back later for your daily dose of forest wisdom, kid. Moro saw some shit back in the day and hasn’t really worked through it yet.

(dog 693)

May 21, 2014   26 notes
Just because your proper English butler got reincarnated in the form of a dog and can’t dress in a tuxedo or drive a car like he used to is no reason to believe he can’t still be of the utmost service, is all I’m sayin’.
(dog 692)

Just because your proper English butler got reincarnated in the form of a dog and can’t dress in a tuxedo or drive a car like he used to is no reason to believe he can’t still be of the utmost service, is all I’m sayin’.

(dog 692)

May 15, 2014   19 notes
Some ghosts, when they appear at the foot of your bed, will scare the living shit out of you. Other ghosts, well, they do the exact opposite.
(dog 691)

Some ghosts, when they appear at the foot of your bed, will scare the living shit out of you. Other ghosts, well, they do the exact opposite.

(dog 691)

May 7, 2014   13 notes
Alarm bells are ringing all over the world. He can hear them. He can hear the frantic commotion of signals. Maydays bounced from satellites. SOS. SOS. Airwaves jammed with cries for help.
They need him.
They need the Justice League.
(dog 690)

Alarm bells are ringing all over the world. He can hear them. He can hear the frantic commotion of signals. Maydays bounced from satellites. SOS. SOS. Airwaves jammed with cries for help.

They need him.

They need the Justice League.

(dog 690)

April 30, 2014   13 notes
From now on, instead of telling people to “just relax” or “chill out,” we’re going to hold up this picture and point at it with our other hand without saying anything. Cool? Cool.
(dog 689)

From now on, instead of telling people to “just relax” or “chill out,” we’re going to hold up this picture and point at it with our other hand without saying anything. Cool? Cool.

(dog 689)

April 23, 2014   38 notes
Every time two best friends reunite after being apart for more than three years and hug each other, one of these is spontaneously created somewhere within a five-mile radius at the exact same instant.
(dog 688)

Every time two best friends reunite after being apart for more than three years and hug each other, one of these is spontaneously created somewhere within a five-mile radius at the exact same instant.

(dog 688)