October 9, 2014   13 notes
Dude, I don’t know if I can join your band or not; I’m just not sure I have the right aesthetic.
(dog 706)

Dude, I don’t know if I can join your band or not; I’m just not sure I have the right aesthetic.

(dog 706)

October 2, 2014   11 notes
The way is shut. It is guarded by those who are fuzzy, and the fuzzy keep it.
The way is shut.
(dog 705)

The way is shut. It is guarded by those who are fuzzy, and the fuzzy keep it.

The way is shut.

(dog 705)

September 23, 2014   13 notes
Don’t give me that look. What could I possibly have been interrupting that was so important? Were you alphabetizing your files? Revising a keynote speech? Prepping for surgery? What? Oh, nevermind.
(dog 704)

Don’t give me that look. What could I possibly have been interrupting that was so important? Were you alphabetizing your files? Revising a keynote speech? Prepping for surgery? What? Oh, nevermind.

(dog 704)

September 17, 2014   13 notes
Thanks to the wonder of the internet, this still image can now have the appropriate soundtrack, which should be played in another tab or window for the duration of its viewing.
(dog 703)

Thanks to the wonder of the internet, this still image can now have the appropriate soundtrack, which should be played in another tab or window for the duration of its viewing.

(dog 703)

September 3, 2014   12 notes
Reminder that there exist in this world certain individuals who only let us lock them up 100% out of politeness as opposed to a single remote shred of belief that we could ever actually restrain them in any way, shape, or form.
(dog 702)

Reminder that there exist in this world certain individuals who only let us lock them up 100% out of politeness as opposed to a single remote shred of belief that we could ever actually restrain them in any way, shape, or form.

(dog 702)

August 26, 2014   9 notes
Before you start a bar brawl, look around and make sure there’s at least one person in the room guaranteed to have your back when shit really kicks off.
(dog 701)

Before you start a bar brawl, look around and make sure there’s at least one person in the room guaranteed to have your back when shit really kicks off.

(dog 701)

August 19, 2014   43 notes
May it please you to know that the good Knight-Commander, on a tour of his holdings in that part of the city known to many as Laurel Heights, did pause to make his fairest assay of the available sunlight in the area and, after proper consideration, pronounce it most satisfactory indeed.
(dog 700)

May it please you to know that the good Knight-Commander, on a tour of his holdings in that part of the city known to many as Laurel Heights, did pause to make his fairest assay of the available sunlight in the area and, after proper consideration, pronounce it most satisfactory indeed.

(dog 700)

August 12, 2014   18 notes
Search the harness and you’ll find a business card that says:
Mr. SnuffyFREELANCE ROBBERY CONSULTANT"All crime, all the time"Break In * Take Stuff * Get Paid
But the contact information will be too smeared to read, and you’ll wonder forever after if it was just a prop for the first part of some elaborate scam.
(dog 699)

Search the harness and you’ll find a business card that says:

Mr. Snuffy
FREELANCE ROBBERY CONSULTANT
"All crime, all the time"
Break In * Take Stuff * Get Paid

But the contact information will be too smeared to read, and you’ll wonder forever after if it was just a prop for the first part of some elaborate scam.

(dog 699)

August 6, 2014   21 notes
And then there’s that one dog whose entire internal monologue consists of four words:
"Hey buddy, whatcha doin’?"
(dog 698)

And then there’s that one dog whose entire internal monologue consists of four words:

"Hey buddy, whatcha doin’?"

(dog 698)

July 10, 2014   22 notes
Some dogs always look like you just asked them “Hey, wanna hear a good joke?”
(dog 697)

Some dogs always look like you just asked them “Hey, wanna hear a good joke?”

(dog 697)