Dogblog

Jun 12

And just like that, San Francisco became The Town Where Nobody Littered Ever Again™. (dog 651)

And just like that, San Francisco became The Town Where Nobody Littered Ever Again™.

(dog 651)

Jun 05

Anyone who likes you so much that they physically choke themselves a little because they literally cannot wait until they see your face again is kind of impossible to hate or even dislike a tiny bit. (dog 650)

Anyone who likes you so much that they physically choke themselves a little because they literally cannot wait until they see your face again is kind of impossible to hate or even dislike a tiny bit.

(dog 650)

May 30

Never saw the sun shining so bright!Never saw things going so right!Noticing the days hurrying by —When you’re in love, my how they fly, oh Blue daaaaaays,All of them gooooone!Nothing but blue skies From now on! (dog 649)

Never saw the sun shining so bright!
Never saw things going so right!
Noticing the days hurrying by —
When you’re in love, my how they fly, oh

Blue daaaaaays,
All of them gooooone!
Nothing but blue skies 
From now on!

(dog 649)

May 22

It doesn’t matter if he’s just had a bath and is now the freshest and cleanest it is physically possible to ever be. Nobody — nobody — tells a level 12 wizard where to sit, no matter how dirty he risks getting himself. (dog 648)

It doesn’t matter if he’s just had a bath and is now the freshest and cleanest it is physically possible to ever be. Nobody — nobody — tells a level 12 wizard where to sit, no matter how dirty he risks getting himself.

(dog 648)

May 16

Those who speak of wisdom as the result of mistakes made and lessons learned clearly didn’t have this director-general onhand at 90% of their decision-making points. Sometimes it’s best to outsource the tough calls to an independent contractor, is all I’m sayin’. (dog 647)

Those who speak of wisdom as the result of mistakes made and lessons learned clearly didn’t have this director-general onhand at 90% of their decision-making points. Sometimes it’s best to outsource the tough calls to an independent contractor, is all I’m sayin’.

(dog 647)

May 07

Isn’t there a thing about not letting a ghost over the threshold of your house, lest it haunt your sleepless nights and fill your days with nameless dread and regret? Or is that vampires? Which one do you need a barrier of salt to ward against? I may not have been paying super close attention to all those Supernatural reruns. I admit this. (dog 646)

Isn’t there a thing about not letting a ghost over the threshold of your house, lest it haunt your sleepless nights and fill your days with nameless dread and regret? Or is that vampires? Which one do you need a barrier of salt to ward against? I may not have been paying super close attention to all those Supernatural reruns. I admit this.

(dog 646)

May 02

It’s not about being undetected while you’re on a stakeout, rookies; it’s about making sure nobody who looks at you can tell who you’re even supposed to be watching. (dog 645)

It’s not about being undetected while you’re on a stakeout, rookies; it’s about making sure nobody who looks at you can tell who you’re even supposed to be watching.

(dog 645)

Apr 24

I want you to point to the page in the book of all laws of math and nature that says it’s 100% impossible in every conceivable case that Edgar Allan Poe could have been a dog. You can’t, can you. (dog 644)

I want you to point to the page in the book of all laws of math and nature that says it’s 100% impossible in every conceivable case that Edgar Allan Poe could have been a dog. You can’t, can you.

(dog 644)

Apr 17

Every once in a while you’re going to have a completely stupid idea, and your friends aren’t going to talk you out of it ‘cause they’re too busy watching, and you’ll say they’re a bunch of jerks, but we all know that’s a damn lie. (dog 643)

Every once in a while you’re going to have a completely stupid idea, and your friends aren’t going to talk you out of it ‘cause they’re too busy watching, and you’ll say they’re a bunch of jerks, but we all know that’s a damn lie.

(dog 643)

Apr 09

How come “Which one’s the evil twin?” is the question that always gets asked? Why not “Which one’s the better basketball player?” or “Which one’s got the worse sense of direction?” How about “Which one of you has the best recipe for cheddar chive biscuits?” No, seriously, which one. (dog 642)

How come “Which one’s the evil twin?” is the question that always gets asked? Why not “Which one’s the better basketball player?” or “Which one’s got the worse sense of direction?” How about “Which one of you has the best recipe for cheddar chive biscuits?”

No, seriously, which one.

(dog 642)